you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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