It's Friday. Sex?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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