Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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