do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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