I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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