Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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