Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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