SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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