I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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