That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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