i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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