wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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