Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There r osticjed everywhere
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
