; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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