i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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