Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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