I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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