I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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