I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The Olympian is in my bed
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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