You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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