okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need water and some morals
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