The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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