Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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