in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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