i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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