I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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