3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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