Define "chronic" masturbator.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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