I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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