i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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