The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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