somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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