actually, I'm a sock model
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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