Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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