I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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