I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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