They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just high enough for therapy.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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