hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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