Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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