Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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