Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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