And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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