It's Friday. Sex?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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