I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
time to smoke my breakfast
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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