Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're like the curious george of whores
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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