guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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