make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Randomize
