Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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