My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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