um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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